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Noun. After you've taken your garbage out to the street, these shadowy figures come out in the night to take part of it that they perceive as a 'great find' with the intention of fixing it and putting it into their home. Some especially brave gnomes will come during the day to take your garbage, but this is a rare breed.
Examples of things that could be considered treasure by garbage gnomes: Broken/old computer desks, broken/old computer monitors, used/old stained mattresses(because surely those stains could be removed), broken/old furniture, broken/old televisions.
*Kelly takes garbage out to the street*
*Garbage Gnome drives by and sees said garbage*
Garbage Gnome: I can't believe someone threw that away!
*Garbage Gnome loads up something from the garbage in their car/truck/suv*
*Kelly wakes up in the morning, walks outside and notices the recliner she threw out missing*
Kelly: Well, I hope they manage to fix the broken arm on that recliner that grand dad used to piss in while watching tv.
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A sensitive YouTube rapper who makes mid music & cries whenever someone has an opinion on his music that isn’t positive
Yoo SSW you heard that new doodoo garbage album? Ts was hardd on mute
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When clubbing, there is a particular time of the night, around 2-3am when it starts to go to shit.
All of the attractive people have hooked up and left by that stage, so you're left with dregs who get increasingly drunk and belligerent at failing to pick up themselves. You've reached garbage hour.
Hey dude, it's reached garbage hour - let's call it a night!
Someone that is worse than trash so you have to add garbage onto the end of the word.
Me: Hey kid you are trash garbage
Kid: No you are trash garbage
A group of some of the most annoying people you will ever meet.
This group usually has an Instagram or social media where the constantly plug their group spam account.
They are all usually annoying on their own, but when they are all together, there is no stopping them.
Have you heard of Garbage Party?
Wish I didnt tbh.
In football yards that come in junk time when a team is losing by a lot of points late in a game and has no chance to comeback. This is because the team that is winning plays prevent so anything short is wide open. These yards mean nothing to the game and just pad stats.
person 1:"Wow that quarterback had 400 yards passing what a day"
Person 2: " his team lost 48-24 those yards came in junk time when the game was all ready decided. They were garbage yards."
a nasty rash that occurs when one wipes their ass in the wrong direction, smearing feces on their genitals.
My grandmother would always remind me to wipe from front to back so I wouldn't get the garbage rash.