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The object that lives under a rock commenly referred to as Garrett
A rock is there or A Garrett is there.
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An asshole who likes to cheat on girls after he gets them in bed and tells them he loves them. He was a great guy at first but he will ALWAYS lie, cheat and downsize you no matter the situation and no matter who you are around. He loves to embarrass you and "slut" shame you for guys liking your picture on Instagram. GARRETT is a insecure lying cheating bastard. guys dont be a garrett.
fuck all garretts.
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me: i love being a free individual
Garrett: my name has two r's AND two t's in it
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Garrett’s are dumb at times but are also very dirty minded they are known as the kid that dated so and so and also can be very stubborn. Garrett’s are very understanding and you can talk to them about anything where ever and when ever.
Garrett: “ my pussy hurts”
Stranger: “ is you name Garrett?”
Garrett: “ ya”
Stranger: “ thought so”
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That one really pale fat friend who never wears a shirt and sweats all the time and farts on all of your stuff.
Man my brother is such a Garrett
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A young attrative male with bright blue peircing eyes and soft wavy like ginger hair. Enjoys dating older females(cougars). Likes to be the "son" in the relationship. Loves to be loved on, hugged, squeezed, kissed, and cuddled. Prefers to be rocked to sleep like a baby while humming a nursery rhymes. All Garretts love their binky and blankey. Garretts will love you too if you powder them in Johnson & Johnson.
Aww. That little Garrett is so adorble.
Is sleepy time for young Garrett.
Yeah, i think that Garrett is into some BMSD.
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A low IQ man that departs that same few words such as brain dead, retard and much other stupid shit. Garrett is also the guy who would get rejected but gets salty at other people. Garrett is one of those people you just randomly receive a dick pic from but it’s a fucking side ways rectangle and it only stands 3 inches. Garrett is the one person who would never follow through ton stuff such as going out side or getting a job or hanging out with friends what ever it is he dose not stick with his word.
Man is that Garrett I fucking hate that kid what a Douche.
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