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An activity that is related to what you should be studying, but opens the door dangerously to full blown SOG activities.
What we should be learning this hour:
- Fumdamentals of aerodynamics
"Ooh Smarter Everyday uploaded a video explaining laminar flow, that's exactly what I need right now"
"Know what you're getting into, sounds like a classical gateway SOG. Youtube recommendations have a way of sucking you in"
What we actually learned this hour:
- There is this parody nobel prize, the IG nobel prize
- It is awesome
- The wheel has been patented in 2001
- France tested atomic bombs on the 50th anniversary of Hiroshima
- Pigeons can discriminate Picasso paintings from Monet
- The therapeutic benefits of playing Didgeridoo
- Cats are both a solid and a liquid
- How to add new definitions to Urban Dictionary
A generally nicer way of calling someone a cunt or in referance to the vaginal entrance.
Oi you MOTHERS GATEWAY get off my fucking grass!!!
Gateway- a modern slang term for a place where two entities meet usually from different countries to unite in Platonic relations.
You lets go on a gateway to Maimi.
An overly politicized, required course of all engineers at Columbia University. Initially a brilliant idea to introduce freshmen engineers to real world engineering, eventually a tool of power players at the school to advertise to the surrounding Harlem community and students looking to apply (not to mention donors). Gateway involves team projects oriented around community projects. Though there are exceptions, many of the projects require some sort of highly technical expertise not known by freshmen, or are so open ended that it could take a team of industrial designers two years to come up with an idea.
Bill: Hey, want to do something sometime in the next fourteen weeks?
Ted: Nope. I've got to do busywork for gateway.
Gateway Conspiracy Theory.
Typically a conspiracy that does less harm than the other theories.
It often leads to more dangerous conspiracy theories.
Hence the term " gateway"
E.G: flerfers or flat-earthers theory could be less dangerous than say, a theory that the the elites are out to destroy us all, as it USUALLY has no real-life consequence.
Whereas a conspiracy theory that states the elites are out to destroy us all can lead upto and include death by suicide, paranoia, etc.
Gateway Conspiracy Theory.
That bloke that topped himself used to just be into #GatewayConspiracyTheories, flat earth, etc.
Then he went onto the hard stuff, like the elites want to kill us all.
Little exposure of the body, slowly extending to alot of exposure to the human body eventually reaching to an ultimate nude photo.
Guy: Got pics? * nudes *
Girl: *sends tummy & cleavage*
Guy: So we're sending gateway nudes? Sure!
*sends shirtless picture*
The combination of caffeine, nicotine, ethanol, and THC. A heavenly pairing of all of your typical gateway drugs, hence the name.
What’s up bro? How you doin?
“Man, I am absolutely chilling off the Heaven’s Gateway.”