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Can you get me a 20 dollar gift card for the app store
"HEY MOM Can you get me a 20 dollar gift card for the app store "
yo wassup pretty girl tryna bang behind tesco?
ayo wagwan piffting dunkno holla u get me wanna beat behind tesco? 😩😝😤🍆
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Its usually used amongst Asian people, it is a punishment which utlizies psychological and physical pain. This gives the child a false sense of power over their own punishment. They usually go with the smaller ones even though they are all very painful.
Asian Parent: Go Get a Stick For me to Beat You With.
Asian Child: Okay... (Gets a thin smaller stick)
(The Asian Parent whips him with the stick and the Child feels a lot of pain, it stings a lot)
If you work as a cashier in a store that sells age restricted items such as alcohol you may get underage girls coming into the store with tonnes of makeup on to make themselves look older. This can result in you not asking them for ID because you think they look old enough to not need it but you end up getting fired anyway because they are actually underage.
For the guys, it is "your shitty beard is gonna get me fired."
Underage girl: *Places bottle of wine on counter*
Cashier: ID please
Underage girl: But I'm 30!
Cashier: Nope, your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired!
This means when something stimulates your mental state
She get me high and I didn't come to know till the last moment