When you lie on the road and let your wiener get flattened
My friend need some more girth so I told him how to start girth maxing
john was girth maxing to grow below the waist this weekend.
While generally sexual, girth maxing at is most simple definition, is the expansion of the capacity to the maximum of any defined area. A penis pump is a good example of a sexually natured girth maxing procedure. However, also taking down a 30 count nugget from Chick Fil A is a non sexual usage of girth maxing. Girth maxing is a term applicable to any scenario when pushing the bounds of nature. Use it loosely and often.
Dang, I’m starving, I am going to have to girth maxing to get this 30 count nugget into my tummy.
The girth ghost will visit you late at night and give you that “good good”,
He hunts at night. Close your window.
“Yo bro the Girth Ghost visited my girl last night”
“Shit no way!”
“Yeah he gave her that good good”
When a HSC student bring in the margins of their paper excessively to falsely allude to using multiple booklets.
"Did you hear that Tom used 3 booklets in his legal studies trial?"
"Yeah apparently it was fake Girth though"
Typically a man that works in a lumber yard that has a very fat long dick.
Damn Ricky got that Horse Girth
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The inexplicable, unexplainable, incomprehensible powerhouse in which a man can possess in his pants.
Diana: “Do you know that new guy in the office?”
Rebecca: “Oh you mean Chody, yeah he’s such a man.”
Gus (popping out of nowhere): “yeah I was peeing in the urinal next to him and I took a peak and that man has INCREDIBLE GIRTH.”