lazy git

A lazy git is generally a guy who likes to sit on his sorry ass all day and watch the match while eating bags of chips. He most probably called in sick at work (if he's not been fired

He'll never bother to shower or help out around the house and his wife's probably pissed that he's a good-for-nothing..........lazy git

Get off your ass and go find a job you lazy git

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Flash Git

A contemptible person who is will never buy the cheapest anything that he can display on his person. They are usually a show off, this person will have the best clothes, car, phone, fragrance etc that they will think makes them look impressive at all times. They will usually sacrifice eating good foods in the pursuit of being flash. Their family could also go without sometimes.

"Did you hear about Steve in the mail room just bought a brand new Merc"

"Flash git!"

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Git Gud

1. In the form of encouragement to get somebody to do better than they're currently doing(Which is probably sucking at whatever video game they are playing, usually Dark Souls).

2. In the form of heckling to berate someone by telling them that they are terrible at what they're doing(Used mostly while playing Dark Souls).

1.

Friend 1: I'm trying to play Dark Souls but this one player keep invading me and kicking my ass.
Friend 2: Dude, just git gud. You'll get there eventually.
Friend 1: Yeah, you're probably right.

2.

Casul gamer: Dude, what the fuck? I was trying to heal!
Hardcore gamer: Git gud, skrub.

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git gone

To Leave, to extricate onesself from the premises or area, to remove onesself from the current location or situation
See: get on outta here

Hey you! Git Gone! We dont want none of your kind around here!

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Git Wizard

One who belives himself to be magic, by doing stupid stunts.

The git wizard tried to spend 7 days in a bucket, and couldnt even hold his breath for 7mins

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Git Won

A short phrase that is used to emphasize a moment when someone "fails" or gets "owned". The term originated from the amateur World of Warcraft™ player Trimborc during the Fall of 2009.

"Oh no I just spilt my milk all over my new pants!" said Jim.
"Git Won!" exclaimed Dylan.

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git gud

Something you need to do

Doing shite? Git gud.
Doing gud? Git better.

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