Smack in the gob

When you are punched or slapped in the mouth by neb

OI prick, You want a smack a smack in the gob mate?!

1👍 1👎

bummed in the gob

When a penis penetrates the anus, travels through the colon, intestines and out the mouth.

Slut: His 30 foot long penis left me bummed in the gob when he pushed it all the way in!

15👍 62👎

gob job

This is when the woman has had her period and her lover eats out privates.
This symbolic act may lead to the mate passing it back to her through a kiss.

Notice-
i dont have an example cos im sure my definition is fairly graphica.

"My dad's girl friend gave my sister a gob job"

24👍 120👎

A gob (G.O.B)

Otherwise known as a Gang Of Booty.

J-Lo has a gob.

In Conversation: "Damn girl, you've got a whole gang of booty (the extended version is also acceptable). You gonna let me split those lips?

6👍 31👎

Gob-Smacked

When a person is being a little bitch on Clash of Clans and they request troops and you give them the worst troop possible, goblins.

dude kicked me out of the clan cause I disagreed with him and then everyone made him invite me back, so I had that dick gob-smacked.

2👍 8👎

bummed in the gob

Ass to mouth ATM. Riotous and somewhat disgusting behaviour among close friends and loved ones.
Evolved from Tea bagging

My poor mate rossclot was 'bummed in the gob' by my other mate stu, whilst the chap slept.
This involes the former removing his trousers and placing his anus upon the latters nose. Highly amusing and dangerous if the said victim arouses from a state of unconsiousness.

6👍 40👎

It was the greed that killed the gob

A saying used in fornite to describe players that loot instead of do anything else in which they always end up getting themselves killed.

James: i saw a scar in the storm, imma go and get it.
James: fuck I am not gonna make it out.
Brodie: James, u do know that "it was the greed that killed the gob".