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When a guy bites a girls nipples and it gives her sexual stimulation.
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A penis that fails to become erect prior to intercourse
Tom was ready to go at it, but Bob was struck with a bad case of the frightened goldfish.
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A shot of cheap tequila with a chunk of week old sun dried fish dropped in, chased by a flat mountain dew.
Get your ass over to the party, we are taking sloppy goldfish shots tonight!
The goldfish angels are the forms of eternal happiness due to their constant smile and the joy they bring to others. On the Great Chain of Being the rank below the saints but above the angels (on level with the archangels). They preside over the goldfish missionaries which are the goldfish we know. The purpose of the missionary goldfish is to bring health and joy to humans so that we may serve to our best ability.
P. S. Atheists and Non-Christians also appreciate the benefits of the goldfish angels and their missionary brethren but they do not acknowledge their true importance.
I’m feeling the blessings of the goldfish angels right now.
when you need to one up something that is not one-uppable
milking the goldfish "man, only thing i can do is after that is milk the goldfish" "I couldnt do anything after that display. I just sat there milking the goldfish"
It’s when you and your parter eat snacks and use them during foreplay while having sex.
me: did you and sam really reverse goldfish last weekend?
michael: yeah it was a good time, you and ur girlfriend should do it sometime.
me: shut up fatass
A goldfish girl is like that one girl in kindergarten that always had goldfish in her teeth. she always had a very distinct personality and for some reason it was sometimes she would spit all over and her goldfish guts would get on you.
Stella is such a goldfish girl I can’t.