GOOSE

To have several bowel movements in a short period of time.

I ate tour catering and Iv'e been shitting like a GOOSE!!

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Goosed

To "pull out" or "eject" rapidly during intercourse and ejaculate on your partners belly.

I totally mavericked her hole, ejected from the cockpit, and goosed on her belly!

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Goosing

to fuck a female =

Boy:Hey babe we should definitely get too goosing tonight =
Girl:Okay =D

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goose

the motion of quickly grabbing and sqeezing the area near the private parts just below the buttocks with all 5 fingers. usually done by suprise and executed by the male onto the female. men don't goose men and women don't goose men.

ouch! he goosed me!
i'm gonna give her the goose.

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goosing

craving, or really wanting something

pitched by ted nivison on the Chuckle Sandwich podcast, ep. 34

i'm really goosing for some schmeat right now

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Goose

An animal that a gentleman has

That was RUDE! You do not come into a gentlemans house and touch his goose!

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Gooses

A combination of 'deuces' meaning goodbye or I'm leaving, and 'gars' which is another word for cheap cigars used for rolling marijuana. Used as a verb to describe someone going out to buy blunts.

You better be gooses before you come over to burn.

Do we need to be gooses?

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