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One who thrives on and searches for Peni.
Mark Nichols
"Did you see Mark Nichols suck that guy's dick in his garage?...what a Penis Gopher!"
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As in "go for" ball, used in baseball to refer to a pitch hit for a homerun.
Don't throw a hanging curve with a 2-0 count...gopher ball for sure.
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Gopher Pounding is when one person ,male or female, sits on top of a woman with his/her ass cheeks spread out so that anything coming out of the butt will go inside the woman's vagina. The person on top will begin pooping inside the woman's Vagina, but will squeeze the poop back in the butt, hence the name Gophering. The poop will act as a dildo if it is firm enough, or lubricate if it is soft. The in and out motion will stimulate the woman.
"I saw Marshall Gopher Pounding Haili, and I nearly threw up!"
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when you have a turd that's just wanting to come out but usually can't get the time to take a shit, so it pops in and out like a gopher
see: turtle head
Due to the lack of public toilets at the rehearsal for Canadian Idol, several contestants were gopher holing it during their auditions
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Gopher Boy is the pooner child of Ben leonard, Itchy and a goat or an unemployed music untalent Jack michealson and a lama. This strange creature has a golden singing voice, is well hung, incredibly small and has buck teeth.
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slut; hooker; dirty bar-fly bird; the town bicycle; chicks that arm wrestle; a promiscous woman with visible scars
Chocked full of remorse, I have staggered and stumbled into yet another resentful Sunday morning - broke, hungover and ashamed of my religious awakening in the arms of Bonnie, the local "sure-thing" gravel-gopher girl.
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A woman (usually an older woman) who has long saggy breasts. Derived from: "Her tits are so saggy that when she takes her bra off they GO FOR the ground... hence gopher tits.
Ex. My wife's breasts used to be a perky 36B, but now that she is pushing 50 they are more like a 42 long. Now she has fucking gopher tits!
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