grass on the wicket

A slang meaning that means that a young girl has pubic hair (hence grass) around her pussy (hence on the wicket).

Therefore the girl is old enough for sex (hence lets play cricket..)

Mate, if there is grass on the wicket, its good enough for cricket.

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snake in the grass

a snake in the grass is a sly person whos always doing things behind peoples backs.

e.g.
-slithery one.
-an eva cowzer: "im a snake in the grass"

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grass ninja

A person shrouded head to toe in rags and carrying a weed-wacker or other weapon. Commonly sighted on U.S. military bases in Japan.

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lemon grass

1. A grass-like weed that tastes of lemon.

2. The pubic hair of a blond person. Compare to firecrotch.

Woman A "I was sucking on some lemon grass last night."
Woman B "Why do I even talk to you? All you talk about is oral sex! I'm out of here."
Woman B leaves in a rage.
Woman A "I wonder what that was about?" Sucks on actual lemon grass clippings, enjoying their tangy flavor.

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Grass Stain

A marijuana hangover

Those edibles were heavy last night. Woke up with a serious grass stain. I’m calling off work today.

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grass

1. a negative adjective, to describe something with disdain

2. to describe a feeling of disgust

1. Tanisha is grass

2. grass. wtf grass. tanisha is so grass. wtf grass.

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touch grass

something that you say to someone who basically never goes outside

I need to touch grass

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