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The thing you say when you're mining for diamonds, almost trip in a pool of lava, only to mine up and make an undetermined amount of gravel fall on your fragile head.
Person 1: have you got any diamonds?
Person 2: no, but i think i'm close...
*person 2 mines up*
Person 2: AAAAAAAAAAAA!
Person 1: are you ok?
Person 2: OH MY GOD GRAVEL!
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An urban legend by troy that somebody broke into his garden and stole a couple pieces of gravel. Meanwhile, Troy wanted to get a "delicious" milkshake from the kitchen but didn't want to get shot. You're welcome troy
-Operator
Hey Charlie, Gravel Man is behind you.
Pant Gravel, the dried and powdered vaginal discharge found in women's underwear, once left to dry.
Often a pale crusty substance, can be ground and snorted as aphrodisiacs'. (selected individuals who dare)
"Jeeze nan, your 'pant gravel' sent me to the moon, maybe you should wash them, is that how grand-dad died?"
"wow, these could do with a wash, they have 'pant gravel' in them"
"your fanny batter has turned into 'pant gravel'"
The act of fingering a builder with sandpaper. Any hole counts.
"Hey babe, wanna have sex tonight?"
"Yeah, sure! But you'll have to give me a gravel blast first!"
"Okay! I'll get the 36 out!"
Pertaining to a particularly toothy/rough/bony-throated blowjob, ultimately resulting in excruciating pain, bruising, and potential scratches/cuts to one's member
Last night was horrible... I feel like I got raped by a gravel bucket!
Used to be a good mountain bike rider but has lost his or her bottle and bought a Gravel Bike. Initially just to "add some miles" but it has increasingly become a refuge from having to actually try at life. Could be literal or metaphorical.
David was once a force to be reckoned with, but now he "owns a gravel bike".
Humorous play on the acronym GRC, the French abbreviation for the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, in reference to the remote rural areas where their officers tend to patrol.
"Damn gravel road cops always jacking me up. This is the 3rd ticket this month."