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greenwich WESTERN MIDDLE SCHOOL

ok so where to start. you may think that central or eastern are the better middle schools in greenwich connecticut. but in the end western is the way to go. You may think we are the ' ghetto ' school. but serously, there is NO ghetto in greenwich. the only reason why people have the idea that greenwich is ghetto is because it is next to portchester. however ; were still in greenwich, with people who live in back country.. aka were not ghetto. we have a diverse amount of people, like hispanics, blacks, whites, asians, ect.. but in the end, we are just the same as the other schools. besides eastern. eastern is the school where they dont know how to use a vaccume cleaner, better yet, dont know what a vaccume cleaner is. and seriously, were the chill school who has their own street, western jr highway babyyy
so in the end, say that you think wms is ghetto, well believe me, its not. and you might think that eastern is the richest school, central get the best test scores. but western 1. has the best students 2. has the best athledic scores and 3. has teachers who arnt fake and will accualy talk to you like a real person. compared to the other schools where the teachers do what ever the kids say so taht mommy and daddy buy them a good gift at teacher apreciation week. WESTERN WILDCATS ALL DAY EVERY DAY
representt yo <3
glenville, ham. ave. , new leb. and the better half of parkway

student 1- " your from western? what are you a g or something. are you going to beat me up because your from western."
wms student- "hahahahahahahahahah oh wow"
student 2- "hmm i never knew western students knew what polo was or ralph lauren? i never thought they would be so normal"
wms student-" wow, in greenwich WESTERN MIDDLE SCHOOL students probobly wear more polos and all that than you do, so just get out. stuid"

IN THE END, WERE MORE NORMAL THAN YOU ARE. K THANKS

by a true wms student July 30, 2007

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Greenwich Country Day School

A private middle school in greenwich ct where mostly rich/wealthy kids go. Most kids there are either really weird or have really preppy vibes. And either you really smart and get straight A's or your dumb and dont care so you get d's. They call themselves tigers and the schools always rants on about how you have to have tiger pride. If you go there then your parents probably own a suburban or suv.

"What school do you go to?"
"Greenwich Country Day School, gcds"
"Oh so you're like really rich"
"um"

by ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhi January 10, 2021


Ark Greenwich Free School

a correctional facility with some benefits

Jamie: I'm going to Ark Greenwich Free School next year
Bob: Can never be me. Charge it tho

by sl.loose September 17, 2022


Greenwich Constitutional

Pretending to leave for work in the morning, only to return home after your partner has left for their job, in order to have an extramarital affair.

I was pulling a Greenwich Constitutional when I heard the front door open. It was only the maid arriving late that day. I was terrified it was my wife about to walk in on me and the pool boy.

Tiffany and I had a nice Greenwich Constitutional situation going until her husband got indicted for insider trading and was sentenced to house arrest.

by t pot February 6, 2019


Greenwich Boomba Ting

When life deals you lemons at GPSTL in Greenwich, then mans in Greenwich GPSTL, go full on BOOMBA

Hi ...... how was your day....? Get any sign ups mate?........ BOOOMBA... damn, just a Greenwich Boomba Ting

by Un4giveable February 17, 2020


Greenwich, Ohio

Nobody knows we're here. It's like some itsy bitsy place that has a population of 2000. Usually if someone asks where you're from, you say a half hour south of Norwalk or 45 minutes south of Cedar Point.

Greenwich has one high school, South Central. There's really nothing big there. But they're known to have the crappiest gym in the Firelands Conference. Every Friday night you're either at a basketball game or at a football game. Plain as that. But everything went downhill when Mr. Helickson came in. We all know it. Or, when you have lockdowns on exam day :/

Greenwich has one gas station and one dollar general! Isn't that interesting? No. No it's not. Who wants to know about Greenwich anyways🙄

Person 1 Where you from?

Person 2 Greenwich, Ohio

Person 1 Nevever heard of it.
Person 2 ughhhh

by God bless America x2 February 21, 2017


Greenwich

Everyone keeps teasing Greenwixh kids for being to preppy and inappropriate. As someone who lives in Greenwich, it is an amazing town, and I love it so much. I would not want to live anywhere else. Greenwich is an awesome town and everyone is so friendly and you get to know everyone in town. Anyone who is teasing Greenwich should just back off, because it is just very rude.

Guy: where are you from?
Me: Greenwich
Guy: but you don't seem inappropriate or preppy
Me: I know👌🏻

by AAABBBXXX March 25, 2016