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Glizzy Guardian

A person showing us that they are deepthroating or deepthroated something, it can be anything like a hotdog for example, or anything long in particular. Usually said towards guys not much to girls.

yo this guy a glizzy guardian! yea man he sus fosho. let’s get out of here man.
YOO this guy a glizzy swallowed a whole ass banana.

by HammahJ July 26, 2020

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Sober Guardian

If you know you are going to be totally wasted, A sober guardian is a close friend who plans to stay sober and make sure you don't do anything stupid.

yeah I was so wasted but luckily My sober guardian kept me in check

by Alriiiiight! July 3, 2011

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Wilderness Guardians

A bunch of homosexual gamers who cant win any war, and play MMORPGS.

"Hey Mr. Glenn doesn't your clan The Wilderness Guardians suck at warring other clans?""Hey Shadow Elves, we really aren't that great." "Wg Pride"

by Pro tank March 15, 2009

6πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


shaft guardians

basicly another way to say balls sometimes regards to the balls being tight and close to the shaft. I started this saying in Alton NH US in school cause i get lotsa rep for coming up with words/saying like this

hey get away from the shaft guardians bitch !!

by left shaft guardian February 9, 2008

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High Guardian Spice

An utter dogshit Crunchyroll original "anime".
The creators of this "anime" strive to have diversity in their team, but somehow have a 100% female writers room.
The graphics in this "anime" look like the stuff on Cartoon Network rather than a REAL Japanese anime.
It is so bad that it is not even listed on MyAnimeList.

Every REAL anime watcher thinks that High Guardian Spice sucks.

by ANIM3BOI69 August 13, 2021

144πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Guardian-fed chicken

A person with snobbish tendencies who thinks their opinions are more sophisticated, cultured and unique than everyone else's. In reality, they are people without a thought of their own who regurgitate the opinions expressed in the Guardian to create the illusion that they have sophisticated, cultured and unique ideas.

The origin of the phrase is an analogy of 'corn-fed chicken' which is a cause célèbre amongst Guardian readers and enables these people to feel better others who simply eat 'chicken'.

girl: have you read 'The Finkler Question'?
guy: what's 'The Finkler Question'?
girl: it won the Booker Prize last year.

guy: are you saying it's good?
girl: the Guardian said it was good.

guy: don't be a Guardian-fed chicken, now. make up your own mind.
girl: but that would mean I'd have to read the book!

by the_sea_the_sea January 7, 2011

20πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


blind guardian

A band that has become rather confused, seeming to think that we exist in a world filled with dragons and trolls. Generally, the lyrics won't make sense to you unless you play hours of Dungeons & Dragons every day.

When I listen to Blind Guardian I want to pillage a kingdom and rub my balls on King Arthur's chin.

by ihavetotakeapoop October 2, 2005

23πŸ‘ 201πŸ‘Ž