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COVID GUILT

When you buy things for someone who you infected with COVID.

A Maryland resident was feeling ill and took an at-home COVID test on Christmas weekend. Since the results were negative, he spent time with his children and grandchildren. However, the following day, he tested positive for COVID. Not surprisingly, he infected all 3 families in attendance. Due to COVID guilt, the man is now taking the whole family on a long-awaited family trip to the beach this summer.

by Latin dad January 5, 2022


Imperial guilt

Guilt stemming from actions taken by one's country of origin during its imperial era.

Troops of he British Empire were the first to give blankets infected with smallpox to Native Americans. Wow, add another historic fact to my imperial guilt.

by I said good day sir! January 15, 2010


Autistic Guilt

The toxic and unnecessary guilt that comes with breaking a social rule you didn’t know about when you’re Autistic

You guys know I have Autistic guilt! I swear you do it on purpose just to humiliate me!

by I Like To Define Words June 7, 2022

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Ghoster's Guilt

When you ghost someone and you feel so bad for ghosting them because you're actually deep down a decent person, so you text them after 3 weeks and give them a late ass lame excuse on why you went MIA and why it won't work out.

Ghoster's Guilt can be defined as sending a message like, "Hey. Sorry that I've disappeared. I've been dealing with a lot of personal problems these past few weeks. You're so full of energy and a fun person to be around. I wish I could get to know you better but I don't think I have the emotional energy for it. It's not fair to you. I'm sorry. :(" to the person you ghosted for 3 weeks.

by BooTheGhost August 10, 2018


Judas Guilt

When you've done something bad and you feel like you just killed Jesus.

"Ya man i blacked out and i guess i fooled around with that big girl, she asked what i was doing tonight. Fuck."

"I'm sorry man, sounds like you've got judas guilt."

by cannibalcamel November 8, 2011


guilt brownies

a peace offering from your boss when he channels his personal stress into anger or condescendence towards you

My boss treated me so bad last week that he brought in guilt brownies to share with us.

by anonymousjmd October 15, 2009


Tamagotchi Guilt

When you forget to take care of your tamagotchi and come back to find it living in its own filth.

Adult responsibility is just like tamagotchi guilt.

by CJ32 March 11, 2015