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1. an act of oral copulation involving the insertion of the penis into the toothless orifice of a female geriatric, whereupon, with her head completely submerged underwater, the act consummates with the geriatric fully satiated with seminal fluid
2. the imbibing of semen, from the male member, entirely underwater, in a jacuzzi or pool, by a feeble, elderly female.
Ex.:"I was about to climax into this bitch's mouth, when her Gma sauntered out, told the cunt to move over, grabbed my prick, and started sucking it to high-heaven, without ever coming up for a fuckin' breath of fresh air; the bitch gave me a fuckin' underwater gummy!"
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The most annoying thing to appear on Jamster since Crazy Frog.
Anyone who likes the gummy bear song should go home and put a gun in their mouth.
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An 80s cartoon show which most kids of today have no clue of because they have been brainwashed by the Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus
Guy 1: Gummi Bears, bouncing here and there and everywhere.
Guy 2: What are you talking about?
Guy 1: It's an old Disney cartoon show.
Guy 2: How come I never heard of it?
Guy 1: Most people of today thought Disney is all about Jonas Brothers and Hannah Montana.
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A euphimism used in the description of cunnilingus used when trying not to gross out your associates when telling them illicit stories.
Dude, I love giving girls gummy bears!
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A girl that is very sweet but hasn't exactly been educated on a few things. The opposite of what Doja Cat is
Doja Cat is very beautiful. However, she says she ain't no gummy dummy. I can't argue with her on that
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When one person puts his penis up against a woman's asshole, but not in it, and then ejaculates--causing the cum to coat the butthole and slide down the rest of the crack.
Oh man, the other day I gave Sheila a total gummy bummy. She had to take a shower after that!
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The awesomest type of llama, due to the fact that it is made of gummi candy and therefore doubles as a cute and furry animal with the best name ever, and a delicious fruity snack.(Credited to HappyBubbles03 and Mistybeach)
Zoey:"I think we should use a gummi llama as our group picture!" Tiddleskenmark: "No, we are using a plastic cup with a smiley face on it." Zoey: "Drat, you have crushed my hopes and dreams. I HOPE YOU AND YOUR SMILEYFACE CUPS ARE HAPPY."
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