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Hyphy Theory

A theory that suggests that you never know how gay the porn you watch is due to many flaws such as the original sex of the erotic models. The end result is no matter what is the sex of the participants, at least 25% of homosexuality is involved tied with the sex of the audience. By adding more girl, you're watching less guy, but the female half of the futa is having more gay sex, at the expense of a less entertaining experience. As a reference, gay can mean both you, a male, watching a man have sex, and the people of the act having sex with someone of the same gender. If two futas fuck then it's 25% girl on girl (100% gay), 25% guy on girl (50% gay), 25% guy on guy (100% gay), and another 25% guy on girl (50% gay). And if you take the average of that, then it is also 75% gay. The only known scientific flaw that can debunk this theory is the use of "no homo" during the action. The word "hyphy" derives from Kali Muscle's branded Team Hyphy. He is a god, that is all that must be said about him.

Tyler: Dude, how do I know what is the most less gayest porn I can watch?
Brad: You should look at the Hyphy Theory, it really does depend if you experience gayness while watching it.

by NightWalker21 August 10, 2018


Hyphy Bomb

A alchoholic shot taken in the bay area.1 part jaegermister,1 part bacardi 151,and slammed in a cup of redbull.

Me and my cutties were twisted off the hyphy bombs.

by Jthizzin January 26, 2006

50πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


hyphy

Hyphy- High and Happy

Hey, I got lit wit dis Breezie and was Hyphy than a mugg, ya smell me.

by Bigg E March 29, 2006

4πŸ‘ 44πŸ‘Ž


hyphy juice

the New premier energy source is Hyphy, a power packed fusion of grape and apple. The 10oz. is lightly carbonated. The drink Has Grapple flavor and natural grape and apple flavors. Here is the web site www.hyphyjuice.com out in da Bay we don’t get crunked. We get hyphy!

i get stupid off that Hyphy juice!

by PURPLEgreenCHICA707 May 27, 2006

354πŸ‘ 102πŸ‘Ž


HYPHY WIFEY

Noun.

A hyped ass wife.
But, a hyped ass wife that you hella love. <3

"I'm his hyphy wifey, cuz that's how we do it in the yay!"

"David's my hyphy wifey, and I love my hyphy wifey or wahh?"

by steeze April 19, 2006

164πŸ‘ 49πŸ‘Ž


hyphy movement

The hyphy movement is a period of time where certain talented artists(mac dre, E-40, mistah Fab, etc.) were discovered(originating from California's Bay Area)and soon they were the ones to change the face of BayArea music into something that is now known and wanted around the whole world.

We are living in the time of the hyphy movement.

by picklo November 19, 2006

271πŸ‘ 92πŸ‘Ž


hyphy juice

Alcoholic beverage, Jose Cuervo 1800 tequilla and a Red Bull in a sports squeeze bottle

We was at the side show goin hella dumb-e off that hyphy juice, yadameen

by Will tha Thrill 5900 December 9, 2005

294πŸ‘ 120πŸ‘Ž