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The act of pulling your dick out on a street corner in Detroit, and shaking it rapidly until a stanky ho gives you a painful handjob.
1. Cody spends all his money on Motown handshakes.
2. Everyone thought Luke wanted a Motown handshake when he started waving his dick around in public, but it turns out he is just a jackass.
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Australian slang for when someone is stabbed at a train station.
Me mate Damo was just tryna' sling some durries up on the Cennie Coast, when outta nowhere, two lads gave him the ol' Gosford handshake and stole all of his shit.
Slipping a bouncer cash so you can get into the club faster.
The line was wrapped around the building, so I gave the guy at the door the green handshake, and we got in just a few minutes later.
A common practice in Mandurah, Western Australia, in which you punch someone in the back of the skull as hard as you can, often putting them in hospital.
1. "Oi bro, you shoulda seen me give this random bloke the Mandurah Handshake last night at toucan."
2. "I've gotta go to court today over that Mandurah Handshake incident last weekend, I hope my Centrelink benefits don't get cut off"
A Jersey Handshake is like a regular handshake, except instead of shaking the person's hand, you stab them. Originated in New Jersey.
"I swear to god, if someone throws shit at me, I'm gonna give them the Jersey Handshake."
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Simply...To masterbate
Excuse me a second i must go to the bathroom for a sausage handshake
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Any sexual act involving one's hand and a man's genitalia. First heard (possibly) on the American translation of the Japanese children's show "Shin Chan," where two detectives need to feign homosexuality in order to keep their cover.
Hey, at least I wasn't the one giving an adult handshake to a male gigolo!
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