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Top shagger, makes bare sex jokes and will steal your girl.Super hot and will steal yo girl. Probably rich and has the greatest taste in music and youtubers (grime). Thinks they are cool but actually they are named a posh twat name from old england.
Yo u see hayden?
oh! the posh twat who thinks he's roadman?
Hayden is the person to jump out of their bathroom window for a inside joke and scare their friend that lives a 10 minute walk away from them.
Someone who is a creep, normally lurks in the background, and teases those who have a relationship with another person.
Person 1: Oh you have a girlfriend aww
Person 2: Shut the fuck up stop being such a hayden.
Hayden is a confident, cocky, piece of shit and pain in the ass. He will try too hard to be funny but fails and ends up giving everyone around him second hand embarassement. He tries too hard to get girls to like him even though he will never date them. Although he has an interesting perception in art and knows quite a bit about pop culture, which is also negative as he never shuts up about it.
Hayden: Hey pretty lady!
Lady: Hehe what is your name?
Hayden: Hayden haha.
Lady: Ew, do you think a Hayden could ever date me?
Hayden is very hyper. Has he alot of "friends" that are girls even though he already has a girlfriend. He loves to slap thighs until it forms into a rash then he slaps harder. He thinks he is very funny but his friends couldnt be more serious. You have to be careful what you say around him or else he will not understand. He thinks he is super "hot" and can attract all the girls just because 1 girl liked him. He loves to touch other girls butts but not really his girlfriend's butt. He loves playing nerf guns
Guy 1: wow that guy just touched that girls butt.
Guy 2: he must be a hayden
A guy with the smallest dick ever and thinks he’s the shit
Girl:hi what’s you name
Guy:it’s Hayden
Girl:ew no you micro peen
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