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Messy hair. The flat, lifeless appearance of hair, or wild, 'uncontrollable' appearance of hair when a motorcycle helmet is removed. Most affected are women and it's a common problem for those with a coiffure.
When she took off her helmet, everyone could see she had 'helmet hair'.
Her 'helmet hair' took a lot of brushing-out before her hair looked nice again.
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A homosexual term for when one guy butt fucks another guy. The "mud" is a crude term for shit in the bottom's anus. The "helmet" is to describe the shape of the head of the penis. When the top (helmet) rams his dick into the anus of the bottom, he gets shit (mud) on it. Thus, "mud on the helmet".
"I fucked my boyfriend so deep I got mud on the helmet."
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Very satisfying felatio.
Jenaveve gave me some bomb helmet.
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Yo Gene, check out the DSL on that broad!! She has to be the best helmet buffer, EVER..
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putting an erected cock and balls over a girls head preferably after a BJ.
I made that ho wear a huge war helmet after she gave my unit a thurough licking.
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When you can stand and balance on your penis or cock with no support from anyother limb.
I can do ten cock pushes and a helmet stand!!!!
Having a grotesgue and disfigured head on the tip of a man's erect penis. It is caused by misuse and torture of one's cock. The bumpy helmet can cause a man to be off balance and fall over like a tethered bowling ball to your waist.
"Milton had a boner but due to his enormous bumpy helmet on the tip of his cock he lost his balance knocking Craig's reports off his desk."