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A title given to any wannabe, self centered guitar player. It is used to describe appaling playing where the most of the notes are being hidden by delay. Occasionally, the Herman Li is able to hide his talentless playing with distasteful pick scratching, video game sounds, and whammy pedal and bar use. The shear lack of any musical knowledge or skill is also applicable to the Herman Li.
The Herman Li is the epitome of a horrible guitar player. Those who try to kid themselves by thinking they can play guitar, who hide their true abilites by overlaying with delay, or who walk around with a sort of cock eyed I-am-a-rockstar attitdue may be dubbed a Herman Li.
A live performance is the key in identifying Herman Li's. Those who cannot play what they claim to or what they have recorded are considered Herman Li's.
Nobody wants to be a Herman Li. It is the ultimate slap in the face to your musical skills. AVOID AT ALL COSTS to be a Herman Li, and by no means necessary may one play through the equipment the actual Herman Li uses or play the same material he plays.
The Herman Li is only cheating himself from real guitar playing. Do not be fooled by the phony guitar playing or egotistic antics. Unfortunatly if one is dubbed a Herman Li one can never be anything else, and that is just too bad.
Friend: Hey, did you see that guy at Guitar Center playing on the Line 6 amps?
You: Ya. That guy is a total Herman Li. He can't play at all. I could give a chimp that same guitar and he would be able to play with more skill.
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I was disgusted with Kaitlyn Herman when she kept flirting and getting it on with other men while she has a boyfriend.
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An ass grabby boss, higher up, shot caller, or well networked individual who assumes any pretty women in a cute outfit wants to fuck him in exchange for jobs, access, or free pizza.
I'd wear my Louboutin's to my performance review, but I don't want my boss to go Herman Cain on my ass so I'll wear pants and clogs instead.
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Another term for amphetamine; methamphetamine used by pimps in the south london region.
"eh you got any peewee H for a tenah, gov"
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a ms herman is a terrible teacher, she is a feminist that only likes girls
your being such a dick, trut me you dont want to be a ms herman
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A crazy, overreactive homie that sniffed some cocaine with the hippie guy from cheech and chong and the stole their money...Pewee Herman said he was sorry, but then he just laughed and said he wasn't.
Let's go shoot up some vatos with my homie Pewee Herman.
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While wearing a bow-tie, whip out your chode and blow a load in her face while reciting your favorite Pee-Wee Herman verse.
After watching Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, I felt naughty and gave my girlfriend the "Sperman Herman"...she loved it
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