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a man takes a shit, sticks a dildo in it and sticks it in the freezer overnight. The next day he takes out the dildo and uses the crap as a condom
Dude I fucked that girl with a hershey condom.
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When your diarrhea is so liquidy and runny that it sounds like your ass is pissing into the toilet.
God, I must have eaten something really bad last night, because I had to take a huge Hershey Piss that was all splishy and splattery.
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A tiny turd left in your pants after attempting to simply fart.
In order to relieve pressure Frank passed wind only to realize that he actually left himself a Hershey Swirl surprise.
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While a man receives a lazy, (oral sex while still wearing underwear) he sharts in his underwear. After the receiver of this blow job ejaculates, he procceds to take off his soiled underwear and then stuffs it in the giver of the blow job's mouth. The blow job giver starts to make bear noises as they try to spit out the shit stained undies.
I got this insane lazy last night but it was right after I ate a bunch of beans and apple sauce. I sharted a little which put me in the perfect position to pull off a Hershey Bear. You should've heard the bitch when I stuffed my shitty underwear in her mouth. She was all like, "rawrrrr rwaaaaarrrr!"
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The rather destructive effects of a large fart during or immediatley after anal sex. The by-product being refered to as a hershey spurt
She finally let me play the back nine, but right after I copped a hershey spurt!
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That dude is gay, his Hershey Highway has constant traffic in it.
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The act of penile manual stimulation utilizing fecal matter as lubrication.
I saw some straight up raunchy Japanese porn where a dude got some Hershey Jerky from a tranny with traveler's diarrhea.