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1. the act of playing with one's self
"Mr. Frey missed school today because he was hitch hikin' under the sheets."
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When an emergency vehicle comes past and while everyone pulls over to let it through, you get in lane behind it and follow it through all the traffic
Was stuck in a mad traffic jam and I thought I was gonna be late but a fire truck came by so I got to blue light hitch hike all the way here
lazy hitch hiker is the man that sits next to the road with his thumb out rather than standing or walking.
Alternate definition:
A sign sold by Midnights Madness in the form of a giant thumb to help lazy hitch hikers get more rides.
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I'm not picking up that lazy hitch hiker. that guy is so lazy he can barely stick his thumb out.
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A woman who is an expert cocksucker, that she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and make it shine
Chelsey was such an incredible cocksucker, blowjob queen, that she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and make it shine. She had a talent with that suction mouth of her's.
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a woman with such amazing blowjob skills that she could wrap her tongue around a ball hitch and suck the chrome off it.
"so dude, how was it?"
"man, it was amazing... she could suck the chrome off a ball hitch."
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A phrase originally used in The Office which means to follow someone who isn't going anywhere or has no potential.
Your going nowhere! I hitched my wagon to a horse with no legs!
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The male version of a bitch who often takes part in drama and normie activity, "hitch, he bitch"