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Happens when you are fucked over or get a raw deal. A more P.C. version of the word "jew".
"Man I had dibs on the last piece of pizza, but Steve hitlered it."
"So did you get that raise?"
"No, the boss hitlered me."
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A guy who has had the misfortune to either be born with one testicle, or has had one gonad removed at some point in his life due to illness, accident, surgery or another tragic reason.
It is widely believed that Adolf Hitler himself was someone who possessed a solo bollock. Hence the song: "Hitler has only got one ball; the other is in the Royal Albert Hall . . ."
Matt: Do you fancy coming round to mine tonight, I'm going have a barbeque, seeing as the weather is nice?
Pecket: Sure,sounds good, who else is going to be there?
Matt: Well only Gled so far, but I've yet to ring round everyone else.
Pecket: Hitlers coming?
Matt: Who's Hitler?
Pecket: Gled's called Hitler, cos he only has one bollock!
Matt: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha silly Pecket!
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The man who only wanted "blonde hair and blue eyes to rule the world", but had brown hair and brown eyes himself.
"Oh, let's go kill all the non-clean people of Europe! Wait... Hitler is in that category..... GET EM!
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A man who got 6 million kills in a single match, and then put a bullet in his own head just to save his kd. What a pussy.
You know that Hitler guy?
Yeah! What a pussy!
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Someone who has only half the sperm count due to him only having one testicle
Did you know that Hitler lost his left testy due to testicular cancer?
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The leaving of a shit stain on a girl's upper lip by first engaging in anal sex and then rubbing the shit on her upper lip.
I told that bitch to bend over to the front n touch her toes, then gave her the Hitler!
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