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Someone who is crazy and quick in order to save the puck, and the game. The most important player on the ice... and the most blamed player on the ice. Also, the most bad ass player on the ice. Only rivaled in sports by the lacrosse goalie.
That guy is really weird. "Ya, he's a hockey goalie"
someone who lives and breathes hockey. This would be someone who watches, plays, or talks about the act of playing hockey. When they come to school or work the next morning and have pointless discussions about the leafs and the habs and who won last night. They are very passionate about their favourite sport. They will do just about everything to a watch a hockey game, or even get on the ice for a bit of puck.
The Green Men (from Vancouver) They are prime examples of a hockey fan.
when girls become attracted to hockey players only because they play hockey.
*ryan is ugly, and new to the school*
ava: omg ryan is sooooo hot. he plays hockey
*ryan and ava snap each other despite the fact they haven’t even met in person yet, only because he plays hockey*
this would be an example of hockey privilege
A team sport played on ice with sticks. It is a bit like bandy, but on a smaller field and with a puck in stead of a ball. The five field players go on and off the ice pretty often during the game.
- Do you play bandy in these parts?
- No, we don't have the space for a bandy rink, so we only play ice hockey.
Hockey Ass is what is created due to the constant squating position hockey players do to get the longest skating stride possible. Working out doing mostly Back squats, Deadlifts, lunges etc, also help in the creation of the perfect hockey ass. It is a firm, large, and muscular bottom which is something puck bunnies are always on the look for. Buying Jeans or other pants can be a disaster as having horse-like thighs and ass makes many pairs too small. Overall, having a Hockey Ass is awesome, and will surely get you laid ;)
Puck Bunny 1: OMG, Here comes #20!
Puck Bunny 2: Look at that Hockey Ass
A very Canadian maneuver, the 'hockey shirt' involves pulling the back of an opponents shirt forward over their head while feeding them several punches to the head.
"I said that the beaver was a lame animal, and then out of nowhere that Canadian bastard hockey shirted me!"
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