When the condom gets lodged in the anus during pullout, partially exposing the condom and it's exterior and interior contents to the elements
Did you hear about Baby Brett's first time with Lolo? IT was good until the end, which resulted in a brown hoody.
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A way to wear clothing. Usually this look is achieved by a girl somewhere between the ages of 14-25. The clothing donned in the winter consists of tight, low-riding jeans and a hoodie. For an authentic look the hoodie should belong to a boyfriend and be a few sizes too big. The makeup consists of mostly eye liner and mascara. The makeup in combination with super straightened hair and the hoodie is really the whole key to pulling off the look.
In the summer the jeans can be exchanged for a pair of Soffe shorts that are rolled down at the hips just enough to expose some flesh hanging over the side. Victoria's Secret line of "Pink" sweatpants is also commonly seen in this wardrobe.
"She had to get up awfully early to achieve that casual trashy look."
"Who?"
"That hoodie skank over there."
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This phrase denotes a male who is not circumcised. Such males usually pride themeselves in not being circumcised.
Uncircumcised male 1: Hoodie mafia... word.
Uncircumcised male 2: Word...
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when your hoodie bunches up around the bottom. and sticks out looking like a boner. usually when sitting down.
"immanuel is rocking a triple hoodie boner right now"
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The hypothesis that men automatically become more attractive when wearing a hoodie.
Look at that guy over there! The Hoodie Theory in action...
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The term for uncircumcised men.
I guess sheβs just not a fan of the hoodie gang.
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A girl who asks for hoodies constantly and when she gets them she TAKES THEM FOREVER!! Goodluck getting your hoodies back after she gone, cuz guess when she gone so are ur beloved hoodies boys.
Broski that bitch over there is a hoodie thief. She kept all my hoodies after I dropped her ass for cheating.
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