When your dog hasn't been neutered and his balls are always visible.
Dude, your dogs Horizontal Pearls are all over your pillow!!!
vrb. The act of making love.
Me and LaShawnda just got done doing the Horizontal Tapdance.
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A woman who is easy to fornicate with.
That chick is so horizontally acceptable,she did the whole basketball team.
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"The teen who rejected James Franco had no concept of the importance of climbing the horizontal ladder."
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much like grinding, like b boys do in da club, but horizontally. Perhaps lying on a bed/back of pick up truck.
Say baby, you can really dance... do you know the 'Horizontal Shuffle'?
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A humorous term used to define two people engaging in sexual activity. Kabbadi (or Kabaddi) refers to wrestling in the Urdu language.
"Yo why didn't you pick up the phone?"
"Sorry bro, horizontal kabbadi with Jessica"
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Sex engaged on a counter top or similar structure.
I bet you would take an Alabama blacksnake in an alleyway while doing the horizontal mumbo!
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