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The morning after a night of hard drinking when you're really horny.
"Shit, I only fucked Stacy because I had morn horn."
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Verb | The act of 'slipping' something, such as an idea, political argument, or theory/concept into a conversation where it does not really fit; like using a shoehorn / shoe-horn to slip a foot into a tight-fitting shoe
"We were talking about the upcoming music festival when all of a sudden Harry and Arnold entered the conversation, continuously shoe-horning trump and politics
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the most wholesome videos to exist on the internet, people will sit down and just enjoy gape horn all the time. Try gape horn for Kids! It is family friendly! All people love such shows.
Try gape horn, it is great for Kids!
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A person filled with horny tendencies
He's such a horn pout. He makes sexual comments all the time.
An idiot who completely blocks traffic through an intersection by trying to go forward or make a left turn when there is clearly nowhere to go, then receives a violent orchestra of horns that rivals Beethoven's 9th symphony.
The horn junkie is a major cause of rush hour gridlock.
"Come on lady! *HONK* *HONK* *HONK*"
"That horn junkie is just asking for it"
"Mommy I'm scared why are all the people honking at us?"
A semi erect penis , usually shows itself in the morning , when you first wake up. Often makes it difficult to urinate as your aim is slightly off and youre half asleep.
Shit man , just pissed all over the floor coz of this fucking pisshorn!
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An unusually massive labial protrusion, also known in the western world as a clitoris. It differs from other clits in that it closely resembles a ceremonial digeridoo found in deep-state tribes of the island country. Looks a lot like a Vienna sausage in a hoodie.
Shut the fuck door!...Denise has the biggest fukken guinea horn ive seen on a chick since Shaneishia Williams 69’d me in high school; I bobbed on it like I was going down on a cocktail weenie!
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