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When you believe that your hunger is a equivalent to that of a hostage who has been kidnapped by a terrorist or a bankrobber, without food or drink.
We better get some food now, I'm hungry as a hostage in a holdup situation
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The act of forcing oneself to defecate following a period of constipation
Blimey, I'm going to have to negotiate the release of some chocolate hostages
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To have a rather large bowel movement, especially if one has been constipated.
"Ooh! That coffee and cigarette are really doing the trick. I have to go the the bathroom and negotiate for the release of some chocolate hostages."
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PLs fucking help vin diesel has been holding me captive for many years. He occasionally feeds me ice cubes and whispers in my ear "Think about erin shoving it in her mouldy minge". I want to kill myself but vin diesel has made it impossible. On my birthday he feeds me his seed in hopes I would produce an offspring for him which he will name Ralph.
I am being held hostage please help, please fucking help i am being held hostage in the krusty krab
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When This school food be disgustin disgustin not bussin bussin on god no kizzy pls help me i'm being held hostage in chin-
MOM PLEASE HELP ME This school food be disgustin disgustin not bussin bussin on god no kizzy pls help me i'm being held hostage in chin-
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When someone is told to smile and it doesn't look genuine
Jacob was told to smile and it looked like a Hostage Smile
When someone post pictures of you and blocks you in the post so you don’t see it
He’s holding me photo hostage on his Ig pages