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1. drunk off of ones ass, drunk as shit
2. smacked off of ones ass, smacked as shit
dude, ive had 13 shots, 6 bowls, 3 beers, 6 coronas, and a an appletini, im fucking HOUSED
Verb. To quickly consume an entire alcoholic drink in one attempt without taking a breath.
He housed his beer in three gulps.
You lost the bet, so house your drink!
Your house is really nasty, ew
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This is a house
GET THAT AWAY FROM ME
A weapon used to murder witches in the 1930's, only used by people hailing from the state of Kansas
How about you leave before someone drops a house on you too!
Sports slang: The goal toward which a team or athlete is competing. Usually referred to as, "the house." On a grand scale, "the house" might be a league championship or a victory over an opponent. On a smaller scale, "the house" might be a scored point or goal.
We've had our ass handed to us so far in this game, but we can still win if we take the rock to the house!
Yo, you're a tool dude. Naw man I'm not a tool I'm a f*ckin house.