housed

1. drunk off of ones ass, drunk as shit
2. smacked off of ones ass, smacked as shit

dude, ive had 13 shots, 6 bowls, 3 beers, 6 coronas, and a an appletini, im fucking HOUSED

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House

A hat for your kitties.

We have to get a big house with lots of space.

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house

Verb. To quickly consume an entire alcoholic drink in one attempt without taking a breath.

He housed his beer in three gulps.
You lost the bet, so house your drink!

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House

A weapon used to murder witches in the 1930's, only used by people hailing from the state of Kansas

How about you leave before someone drops a house on you too!

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House

A broken thing that's dead

Your house is really nasty, ew
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This is a house
GET THAT AWAY FROM ME

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house

Sports slang: The goal toward which a team or athlete is competing. Usually referred to as, "the house." On a grand scale, "the house" might be a league championship or a victory over an opponent. On a smaller scale, "the house" might be a scored point or goal.

We've had our ass handed to us so far in this game, but we can still win if we take the rock to the house!

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house

The exact opposite of a tool.

Yo, you're a tool dude. Naw man I'm not a tool I'm a f*ckin house.

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