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A dirtbag baseball team that got caught cheating in the World Series now no one wants anything to do with them they’re basically the New England Patriots of the mlb
The Houston Astros are pricks!
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When you shove one hand into a person's anus, and the other down their throat then they meet halfway and you shake your own hands
I pulled off a sick Houston Handshake on Lebron yesterday
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To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.
i did a simon houston on my way home from work the other night
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The male scrotum. Used to describe teabagging after ejaculation
after I came on her face i cleaned her up with my houston towel
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the houston texans are losing... again
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The NFL's newest team, the Texans were established in 2002. After struggling during their first two seasons, they appeared to be turning a corner with a 7-9 record in 2004 and better play by quarterback David Carr. However, they finished as the worst team in the league in '05, taking a big step backwards. The Texans are known for having a poor offensive line (which leads to many sacks), mediocre defense, and bad runningbacks.
"The Houston Texans go down again. They lose to the 49ers, and Houston will be the worst team in the National Football League."
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When you're so drunk at a bar and all you want to do is dance with somebody, somebody who loves you!
Do you see that girl over there dancing, she is getting Whitney Houstoned tonight!
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