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A sad pathetic race that views themselves as superiors to others and cannot coexist in peace because of their selfish, ignorant, deceitful, and judgmental way of living.
Humans are the worst beings ever spawned by evolution.
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Humans will suck the earth dry, then sob to their various denominational deities when there is no clear water or food.
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a stupid, self-centered, and closed-minded race residing on this pitiful mudball and have jaded themselves to only worry about their own planet which is truly no more than a dot in this universe. luckily, they will be wiped out in less than a decade.
me: If you were human, where do you think you'd be?
Rayven" If I were human, I'd have shot myself two seconds after coming out of the womb.
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A rare last name mostly found in upstate South Carolina. Most Humans are trailer trash wanna-be musicians. They can be easily be spotted by their long hair and general bad personal hygiene. Whenever spotted, one should move as far away as possible.
Who is that hippy looking fella over there trying to play the bass guitar? Oh thats just a Human, don't pay him any attention, he'll return to his trailer soon enough.
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The only species on the planet Earth that is concious of its immortality.
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A shitty race with no sympathy for anything. They destroy everything with no hesitation
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Advanced monkeys with complex brain structures and even more complicated feelings.
A: We are all so blessed to be humans
B: Dude don't be so happy.. we are just advanced monkeys!