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a stupid, self-centered, and closed-minded race residing on this pitiful mudball and have jaded themselves to only worry about their own planet which is truly no more than a dot in this universe. luckily, they will be wiped out in less than a decade.
me: If you were human, where do you think you'd be?
Rayven" If I were human, I'd have shot myself two seconds after coming out of the womb.
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A rare last name mostly found in upstate South Carolina. Most Humans are trailer trash wanna-be musicians. They can be easily be spotted by their long hair and general bad personal hygiene. Whenever spotted, one should move as far away as possible.
Who is that hippy looking fella over there trying to play the bass guitar? Oh thats just a Human, don't pay him any attention, he'll return to his trailer soon enough.
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The only species on the planet Earth that is concious of its immortality.
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A shitty race with no sympathy for anything. They destroy everything with no hesitation
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Advanced monkeys with complex brain structures and even more complicated feelings.
A: We are all so blessed to be humans
B: Dude don't be so happy.. we are just advanced monkeys!
A biological species that are capable of destroying a planet in a few years, they create such technologies that damage the ecosystem. Humans create such high technology such as bombs just to kill other people(like when America bombed Japan) or to humiliate other people. Humans hate each other and are the doom of this planet. Humans are us, we are just sitting around in our room, playing video games. To be able to play video games, humans collected a lot of the suns energy and took electrons and put them into what we are now starring at, a screen. Humans have damaged so much of the Earth which is a place we are now living in. We are humanity that destroy our planet and it's living creatures.
Humans are flawed, soulless creatures, like me
Humans 1: Hey! Do want to come and try to kill the Earth with me?
Humans 2: Yeah! Of course!
Self-absorbed idiots in clothes. It's a miracle they're still alive.
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