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v. When an individual is extraordinarily drunk and in an esteemed state of relaxation, upon which they sit upon the toilet to urinate and pass out.
n. The event of said verb.
v. I had way too much to drink. All I did was sit on the toilet, and I felt like I was about to hyper pissout.
n. Dude, just found Sean in the bathroom. Looks like he had himself a hyper pissout.
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Hyper-itis is an extended sleep induced by massive intake of food. It occurs in many mammalian species. However, despite its pervasive occurrence, it is colloquially referred to as "hibernation" to prevent animals from feeling like gluttons (although they are).
Speaker 1: Yo. Where are all the squirrels at?
Speaker 2: Dog, they got that hyper-itis. I know you saw them overdose on nuts a few months ago.
Speaker 1: Dude, I think you are referring to hibernation. That's what you get for going to Devry, fool.
Speaker 2: If they actually taught at that caricature of an institution you attend, you would know that "hibernation" is a euphemism. We don't want to offend the animals for being gluttons (although the are).
Speaker 1: Damn, my bad dog. Thanks for droppin' that knowledge though.
Speaker 2: Anytime, my nigga. Let's go get this money.
Speaker 1: I can fucks with that
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Someone who constantly annoys and who is so persistant to get in touch with you or tell you something. They always tend to blow things out of proportion and exagerate.
Jennifer knows I'm busy. She has called my house, my work, and my cell phone 10 times. And left a message every time! Ughh! She is such a hyper on 7!
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Sagat from Streetfighter 2 Turbo, special move, it can be excecuted by pressing right down right, punch in a quick swift motion, if you do this correctly you shpuld hear HYPPPPERRRRRRR UPPERCUTTTTTTTT!!!
Sagat V Dhalism ................
Dhalism: "dondefire!!!!!!!!" (fireweapon)
Sagat: HYPERRRRRRRRRR UPERRRRCUTTTT! (hyper uppercut punch)
Dhalism KO'D!!!
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A feminist who took their job too far.
They just believe in women over men.
Anti-equal rights, but says they are equal right activist anyways.
(Person1) You know that one girl who’s a Hyper Feminist
(Person2) Oh yeah stay away from her- she will get you sewed for saying hi.
(Person1) Alright, thanks for the advice.
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When something is so gay, calling it super gay just isn't enough.
Person 1: Wow, that movie was super gay.
Person 2: Super gay? That was hyper gay there pal!
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A fortnite player that sucks and just sits in a room and drinks gallons of coffee before the streams
Ninjas hyper after he wins so his neighbors hate him😂
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