Fuck I Never Actually Learned Shit

In one word: FINALS!!

F uck
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N ever
A ctually
L earned
S hit

Me: "hey did you take your finals?"
Steve: "yea, but fuck it I never actually learned shit!"

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I don't fucking know why I writing this shit no more

so I am all out of words and so little fucking ideas tighten my mind desperately

Kidnapper ask for candy: I don't fucking know why I writing this shit no more,, take candy

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National I don't give a shit day

A holiday where there's no work or school, stay home and do whatever the fuck you want to do.

Let's celebrate National I don't give a shit day!

I would use her shit for toothpaste

The ultimate expression of admiration or love for a girl who is so hot this is really the only fitting description.

Bro she is so hot I would use her shit for toothpaste.

Will Smith "I Am Legend" Type Shit

An area in which is no longer inhabited because some fucked up shit happened.

1. I played CoD4... I know what Chernobyl looks like! That's some Will Smith "I Am Legend" type shit

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I fucked your mom shit lips

When Lightning McQueen fucked your mom and made her cheeks go clap.

Connor: I fucked your mom shit lips.
Greg: *cries but in big sad mood*

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I eat more than I shit a lot.

In the song "One Way Out" by Niels Van Gogh the song lyric is "I knew more than I shouldn't lie." However, due to a mistranslation it sounds more like "I eat more than I shit a lot."
This is used to when your kill-death ratio is excellent in Call of Duty Online Multiplayer.

Dang Son! I got 32 kills and only 1 death! I eat more than I shit a lot.

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