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iphone

A phone that's great if you absolutely LOVE having greasy fingerprints smeared all over the screen.

Dammit, I have to clean off my iphone again!! Why didn't I just get a REAL phone?!

by FuriousFanny November 28, 2007

41πŸ‘ 60πŸ‘Ž


iPhone

A ticket towards bragging rights amongst all white people, because it contains to functions that all white people love:
Angry Birds and an iPod.
Don't be fooled by the Phone part of the name, nobody actually uses it as a phone.

Guy 1: Hey man! Just got an iPhone!
*Guy 2 bows down on hands and knees*

by Autumn Tsunami November 8, 2011

39πŸ‘ 59πŸ‘Ž


iPhone

A revolutionary, awesome device, perhaps the most advanced cell phone in the world, unfortunately crippled by one of America's shittiest wireless networks....AT&T.

- Hey, let me get my iPhone out to get a map of our route to Atlanta.
- Come, on, we ain't got all day!!!
- Well, it's taking forever, the internet is so slow, they don't even have 3G in Brunswick, GA.
- Oh! Forget it! Let me just get out my Droid to find maps, since Verizon actually has 3G coverage here!

by sabisab January 24, 2010

38πŸ‘ 58πŸ‘Ž


iPhone

A small device owned by most people that is somehow magically very addictive. Research has shown that the device becomes more addictive the more apps you have downloaded on your iPhone.

Have you seen her texting and checking her apps all the time? She is such an iPhone addict

by Skate finder May 13, 2021


iPhone

The phone most people want, from plain iPhones to some crazy high tech four camera machine, but spoiler they break very easily so consider getting that Samsung

will-I broke my iPhone the same I got it, June that Samsung fell like a hundred times how didn't it break
June-well iPhones are practically made out of thin glass so it's gonna break if it falls
look at that, you'll end up paying more within the same year so please get an android or Samsung

by your phone addicted idiot November 18, 2020


iPhone

A phone, an internet communicator, and an iPod. A phone, an internet communicator, and an iPod. A phone, an internet communicator, and an iPod. A phone, an internet communicator, and an iPod. A phone, an internet communicator, and an iPod.

Steve Jobs: *walks on to stage*
Steve Jobs: A phone, an internet communicator, and an iPod.
Everyone: *cheers*

That’s how the iPhone became something.

by nkPro November 21, 2021


iPhone

A mobile phone that can be used for: gaming, work, calling, texting, and much more! Its also one of the first phones that is not an β€œandroid”

Kid: Dad, can i have the new iPhone 12 for christmas? His dad: Maybe... its $1,560!

by thatboyreid December 29, 2020