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A condition defined by a male who is wearing cologne that is either citrus or floral in nature, or by a woman who is wearing a perfume that is woodsy or earthy in nature.
"Did you guys smell whatever it is that Scott is wearing today?"
"I know, I think that he has gender identity disodor."
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its not real! its made up!!! its a thing people made up to think they are like DID/OSDD systems
me: do you know about identity switcher/switching ?
random: yes i am one! its like a system
me:liar they dont exist
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a policy many states have in which drivers licenses are sent through the mail instead of being issued in person so that someone can simply steal drivers licenses out of people's mailboxes making it much easier to commit identity theft
I just got my drivers license renewed and thanks to the Identity Theft Enabler's Act somebody stole my license out of my mailbox and used it to get 6 credit cards in my name!
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Literally the funniest thing you could ever see. It’s even funnier than a scientist who has turned himself into a pickle. However, old people usually don’t understand why this is so funny.
Two identical rocks in the desert: “exist”
Jotaro: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Kakyoin:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Polnareff: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Literally the funniest shit ever. it's even funnier than a scientist who has turned himself into a pickle.
Two identical rocks in the desert: “exist”
Jotaro, Kakyoin and Polnareff: *HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*
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Funniest sh*t I've ever seen, also a JoJo reference
Kakyoin: Take a look at those two rocks over there Mr. Joestar... Isn't it just big enough for someone to hide behind?
Joseph: What do you mean?
Kakyoin: Now take a look at the rock on the opposite side.
Joseph: On the opposite side?
Kakyoin: You still don't see it? There's a rock shaped exactly the same on the opposite side.
Every crusader except Joseph: Laughing hysterically because two rocks look identical
The overbearing feeling in human psychology that makes one believe that their testicles are unnaturally small.
Hayley: I just feel that my balls...aren't as big as some of the other boys'.
Psychologist: Listen here you focking mong. The only reason your "balls" are small is because of the way you see them. If you view your balls as exceptionally large, then they will be. Currently, you suffer from a rare condition in females called Crypto-emotional Testiculary Identity which makes you retarded. Sorry, but that's just how it is.