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American Idol

TV Talent show for singers with little or no longevity in their career after being awarded a contract. An easy way to get a record contract while making a bunch of rich peeps a lot fo money.


After convincing the British public that they'll watch any old shit with pop idol, Simon Cowell sailed the atlantic to the crap-tv-with-high-ratings heaven that is the United States of America. With five times the audience, he was able to rake in five times the revenue. But due to the American publics willingness to indulge in this shit (I'll admit after watching a total of ten minutes of this, and 20 of the origianal, american idol was slightly better), he made ten times that amount. This was also due to selling off the rights to all manor of countries around the world.

If he didn't do american Idol, Simon would be stuck with nothing more than a London pad and his Aston Martin. Because of American Idol, he's got a bunch of other stuff too.

by Gumba Gumba March 27, 2004

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false idol

Something that keeps the masses busy.

The bubbly girl had them build a statue of Zeus for her so that people would have a false idol to worship, something that wasn't real to kneel before, since she thought they were all really dumbasses anyway.

by The Original Agahnim October 14, 2021


Super Idol

Super idol is a video that went viral in mid-September 2021.

Person 1: super idol de xiaorong
Person 2: Poetic.... ๐Ÿฅบ

by milf pussy licker February 1, 2022


big idol

1. Popular motivational Facebook page that became a hotrod club and merchandise brand.

2. One who explores and practices badassery.

3. Drawing courage and intent from personal heroes.

1. "Big Idol sent stickers in the mail after they featured my car!"

2. "Only Big Idol mobs that deep"

3. "What would McQueen do? Burnout."

by Big69C20 December 26, 2017


Idols 2.0

Idols 2.0 is an โœจ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿผ โ™€๏ธiCoNiC๐Ÿงš๐Ÿผ โ™€๏ธโœจ Friendgroup that includes Madi Colon, Monica Wilson, Gracie Fehr, and Claire Monaghan. Each one of these girls are hella special ofc ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿป And even though I havenโ€™t known them for long I still love each of them so fucking much- Yโ€™all came into my life at the perfect time and one might say like the damn lord ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ’€ Even though there will be some bumps in the road I think we can all admit we are meant to be like crusty dusty toes and perverted rat and cheese sented fingers ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿคฎ or even like a spatula and a bicycle ๐Ÿคง๐Ÿ˜ฉ anywhoo these gorls are MY LIFE and I couldnโ€™t ask for better bitches to bitch with โค๏ธโœจ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿผ โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿผ โ™€๏ธ

โ€œhey rat hru?โ€ โ€œfine as wine, Iโ€™m omw to the club to watch idols 2.0 strip theyโ€™re asses off ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿปโ€œ

โ€œahh, Iโ€™ve been waiting to get tickets for years but theyโ€™re all sold out ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’€โ€

by smexy rat ofc June 27, 2021


American Idol

1. poo
2. show that Fox puts on instead of 24 and pisses me off

Person 1: Hey lets watch American Idol!
Person 2: You're a Faggot

by I love 24 November 26, 2003

38๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


American Idol

lame worthless show that wastes everyones time because once it gets to the top ten everyone gets contracts

Lets just say "rigged"

by 3k racer May 9, 2005

39๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž