Only on Tuesdays

The day where you feel like you can do anything.

Bob: Can you touch the rim
Jack: Only on Tuesdays sir

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Thats Only

The usage of 'thats only' has the exact same effect of the phrase, 'so to speak', but with a humorous hint to it.

Man1: "I'm going to take a spin, thats only, on the ol' hypermotard".

Translation: "I'm going to take a spin, so to speak, on the ol' hypermotard".

Man2: "Are you, thats only, the master of your domain?"

Translation: "Are you, so to speak, the master of your domain?"

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only on Tuesdays

A term created by Isaih Porter. A stupid answer to a stupid question.

Are you stupid?

Only on Tuesdays.

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jerry only

the bassist for the horror-punk band the misfits. from lodi, new jersey. found the misfits along with danzig and is now still kicking ass along with dez cadena of black flag.

jerry only is a god among men

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The One and only

The baddest Mutha Fucker of all times... No one else can compare..... (For males) The man you wish you were... (For women) The man you've always wanted....

Who the fuck do you think you are??? "The One And Only", Bitch.....

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friends only

A characteristic of blogging site like Livejournal
it allows you to write entries that can only be read by the people on your friends list. commonly known as FO

"my journal is friends only"
"i made a friends only entry"

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Members only

a gay man. gay because he happens the only like male members. members as in penis'.

Brett is a "members only" type of guy. He doesn't like vagina.

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