The holy grail of bowel movements. You take a big ol' dump, and you wipe. Then you look and see that the toilet paper is clean, and no turd is in the toilet. So clean, it's almost divine.
The Immaculate Defecation is the best poop in the world. No turd to clog the toilet, no mess on the TP to worry about. It's like God took the dump for you.
When something has been cleaned and / organised / done up to the highest standard.
"Wow, that house has been well and truly immaculated"
"The only way your going to get a good offer on your house is its thoroughly immaculated"
"The inside of that car was a tip! Its been completely immaculated now.
When you take a shit that results in absolutely nothing to wipe afterwards. This usually occurs when you produce a nice firm turd immediately following a thorough cleaning (shower, bath) of the asshole area.
I am now a religious man. I've had my first immaculate stock!
Catching COVID-19 despite having no apparent contact with someone who is positive.
Man, I have been locked in my apartment for weeks, but I somehow caught C-19. It was an immaculate infection!
Icgay ass school known for having ugly bitches coz they be the ones getting caught up. work. ugly ass uniforms period.
Damn you go to Immaculate Conception Academy? But you’re too pretty to go there.
When you have that morning wood that is just so majestic and rigid.
Dude, I had some major immaculate wood this morning. One thing let to another, and, y'know...
The nickname "Immaculate Visual" is made for the one and only Choi Beomgyu of TOMORROW X TOGETHER for having such a spotless, neat and sleek visual.
– Wow beomgyu has an immaculate perfect visual.
– beomgyu our immaculate visual.