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Putting Christmas decorations out/up before October, let alone November.
I went to the store to get some booze and all I saw was premature Immaculation. It's September .
The holy grail of bowel movements. You take a big ol' dump, and you wipe. Then you look and see that the toilet paper is clean, and no turd is in the toilet. So clean, it's almost divine.
The Immaculate Defecation is the best poop in the world. No turd to clog the toilet, no mess on the TP to worry about. It's like God took the dump for you.
Supernaturally having a baby through butt sex.
I ran out of birth control but he was so hot so I only let him do me in the butt but I still got pregnant! It was immaculate buttception!
When you have no idea what your doing or where your going but it just feels right!
I had no idea what the deal was with theese people but it feels like immaculate direction so I’m gonna just go with it!
Pooping after having not eaten since your last major poop.
"Yo, where's Jude?"
"He went to take another poop."
"None of us have eaten in the last 24 hours, and we all used the loo before leaving!"
"Bruh, it's an immaculate defacation!"
What's that?
That's John's Immaculate Penis.
Oh.
Also known as The Immaculate Penis of John.
Something that is immaculate is perfect. Immaculate is a better word to use to precisely describe something that is amazing
Hey baud joes rizz is immaculate, i wish i could pull like him.