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Similar to fisting, it is the act of putting your hand in the shape of a duck bill (like you would if doing a shadow puppet.) You then slip the hand into the vagina until you reach as far as you can go. Once you are there, you open your hand and wiggle your fingers.
She was so horny I gave her a blooming flower
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The used and abused asshole of a slut job whore.
"Man, when she took of her dress and asked me to fuck her in the bum, my eyes popped out when I saw that blooming onion staring at me."
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The hottest guy on earth. Kind, sweet, handsome, a talented actor, and if you don't like him. it's all fine by me. But you still doesn't have to insult him or his fans, because that only tells that you're jealouse because you could NEVER be like him. Orlando has tons of fans, who aren't just a bunch of stupid, fat and ugly schoolgirls, but great and lovely persons!
Orlando Bloom has stolen my heart.
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When you train your anal gum slut is trained well enough and gapes freely after where her as a pink sock puppet, and her asshole blossoms into a prolapsed mess resulting in the shape of a blooming rose hence the Blooming Onion.
RyRy had these hoe's so coked up that they let him try on their pink socks until they proudly showcased their "Blooming Onion's".
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A fabled sexual position that induces potentially fatal levels of sexual arousal. While the exact positioning is not known, many sexual anthropologist theorize that one or all of the participants are inverted and that the position can only be achieved in extreme humidity. Others speculate that while inversion may or may not be critical, a certain degree of human contortion is certainly needed to achieve a "full bloom".
The energetic lovers didn't believe that engaging in the Sugar Bloom, or Sugar Blooming, would actually kill them. They're dead now.
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A hot, cute, good looking, young man with a face that you will fall in love with at first sight. (actor)
Wendy: Who;s Orlando Bloom?
Cady: An angel
Wendy: Oh i understand
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number 20 in GQs best dressed men of 2005. most hilarious coment ever made was on this man in that magazine
"I'd like to fuck him"- Graham Norton
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