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when a guy who is circumcised gets a hand job from a girl with dry hands and no sort of lubrication, making the handie very painful and eventually causing a rash
Guy #1: How'd it go with Mindy last night??!
Guy #2: Terrible
Guy #1: What? I thought you got beat off
Guy #2: Yeah but she had dry hands and we had no lube so she gave me a memphis dry rub and now my dick stings like hell
Smearing shit in the filter of a hotub full of hot sauce and having sex with it
Jon got caught doing a Memphis meat pie by his mom
A blaring case of American injustice. Three teenagers (at the time) - Damien Echols, Jessie Misskelley and Jason Baldwin were convicted of murdering three 8 year-old boys. It remains obvious they were wrongfully accused, and there has been a large underground outcry for their release. Echols is currently on death row, while Misskelley and Baldwin are serving life in prison. The story is too long to go into detail here, but there are many websites with loads of information about the case. I dare you to find one legitimate, intelligent site claiming the three are guilty.
Free the West Memphis Three.
www.wm3.org
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When you shit yourself and take your underwear off and fold them over then hand them to your friend
That bastard Carl. He ate Chinese last night then gave me a Memphis mud muffin for breakfast.
The act of dropping your balls into a girls mouth with your penis laying on her forehead. As she pulsates on the nutt-sac she resembles a chicken wearing a mask.
"I love it when I take home a slut and slap a Memphis Chicken Mask on her."
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10 90, otherwise known as a mullet.
Look at the memphis wig on the guy in the Camaro.
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When a woman places pieces of pineapple (or other fruit) in her vagina and proceeds to queef vigorously into another woman's mouth.
Her Memphis Fruit Salad was sub-par this time around...I only needed 4 napkins.
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