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bro imagine not peeing your pants and pooping your underwear
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When you ask your bitch to drop her pants and give her 30 minutes of her time with you (i.e. an other dirty way of asking for sex)
Him: Drop your pants and give me 30, bitch
Her: uwu ok
When someone is overly pissed off and decides to yell at everyone, even when they're trying to help.
Guy 1: What the hell do you want? You're not helping me!
Guy 2: Woah, dude. Don't be such a Pissy Pants.
Guy 3: Yeah. It looks like You Pissed Your Pants.
Pissed off Angry Pissy Pants/You Pissed your Pants
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Someone who is so physically attractive that you would literally have sex with them on the floor....or in a closet....or basically anywhere else.
A:"OMG, have you seen jack's brother? He's so cute!!"
B:"Cute like little kid cute or cute like hot..."
A:"More like get-on-the-floor-take-off-your-pants hot"
B:"Damn."
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When you see a five-year-old you can't resist and you get the urge to immediately insert your penis into there body.
5 year old : Hey Mister.
IMMA PUT A HOLE IN YOUR PANTS
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April 22 is national pull your pants all the way down while using the urinal day. Its pretty self explanatory but just in case what you do is anytime you need to take a piss on April 22 you have to drop your pants down all the way. a good rule to follow for this day is if your ass isn't out you need to get the fuck out(of the bathroom). it doesn't matter if your cheeks are pastier than ranch everybody is gonna be doing it.
Damn it sucks for Aidan his birthday is on April 22
Damn bro, you mean national pull your pants all the way down while using the urinal day