chair raver

Someone who listens to electronic dance music while in a sitting position. It generally refers to people who listen to electronic dance music outside of the party environment and in their daily lives, i.e. at home, in the car, on the mp3 player, at work, etc.

Once you hear a lot of good techno at parties while you're rolling, you just wanna listen to it all the time. First it starts in the car when no one's listening. Later it ends up in your iPod and you're jammin all day. You've become a chair raver

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Princess Chair

A sexual position that involves a man sitting down with the woman sitting on his lap as if she was sitting on a chair.

Hey, I gotta pretty stiff crank right now, wanna sit in your princess chair?

parking chair

When one clears snow out from a parking spot then places a chair in the cleared spot. It is not a legally enorced but is a traditional rule. Derived from pittsburgh traditions

That lady moved his parking chair and took his spot then she came back to a snow covered car

Grapefruit Chair

Louis Tomlinsons dick

Harry sat on a grapefruit chair

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husband chair

A chair in a womens' clothes store/department for a guy to sit in and wait while his wife or girlfriend shops.

You go ahead and shop. I'll just be over here in the husband chair.

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Cuck chair

That single chair in a hotel room that’s always somehow facing the bed.

Me and my wife really liked his vibe so we took him back to our hotel room and I sat in the cuck chair and watched.

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chair warmer

A work colleague whose only possible contribution to the workplace could be warming their own chair, as they are utterly useless at everything else required of them

Paul: Why can't Jason do those reports?

Shane: Because he is just a bloody chair warmer!