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A condition commonly seen in fridges of single people, and people living as roommates, in which the fridge contains 237 half-empty condiment jars, leftover pizza and takeout, and not much else.
In severe cases, there may also be tupperware containers that everyone is scared to open, full of unidentified stuff that may once have been food, or dairy products that have passed their expiry dates multiple times. In these cases, it is not recommended to attempt to clean the fridge without proper biohazard gear.
Bachelor fridge is usually more of a cyclical phenomenon than a permanent state. People who suffer from bachelor fridge often go through phases where they buy real groceries and cook meals, alternating with periods of bachelor fridge.
Roommate 1: We have a bad case of bachelor fridge.
Roommate 2: I was thinking we should clean the fridge, throw out all the rotten stuff, and then go buy groceries and cook ourselves a nice dinner.
Roommate 1: Nah, I'm too tired. Let's just order pizza.
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An emergency measure aimed at finding something - anything - edible in the fridge. Usually performed by dividing the contents into the palatable, the slightly dicy and the utterly unspeakable.
Two days before payday Jamie was forced to perform fridge triage, and ended up with a large, festering pile of black sludge that growled when he approached, several yogurts that were only a few weeks past their expiry date, and a perfectly edible stick of celery.
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A mythilogical beast that is out to hunt down the ones that have done him wrong.
"Billy the fridge is a mythological beast that is out to hunt down the ones that have done him wrong."
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Someone who relentlessly protects the fridge at all cost
"Aye Cedric you see that big ass fridge protector over there"
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A gross old refrigerator that resides in one's garage. The name originates from the previous owner of the refrigerator -- usually some old guy named Frank who enjoys smoking cigarettes in the car with the windows up. The fridge is usually accompanied by old food stains, which are almost always sticky and have dog hair stuck in them. The outside color of the fridge was once white, but now is a discolored yellow hue with many rust stains. Most notable about the fridge is the distinct smell which permeates all food put inside of it. The smell is that of old man, cigarette smoke, wet dog, and rotting tomato sauce. It is also used to hide teenager's Bud Lights, as no one will ever find them there, as the family rarely ever ventures into Frank's Fridge.
Dad: There is no room inside of the refrigerator for my home-made soup, go put it out in Frank's Fridge.
Children: Nooooo! Don't do that or it will taste like crap!
Mom: Just put it in Franks, you weren't going to eat Dad's soup anyways.
An auxiliary refrigerator; used to for emergencies, holding overstock, items not allowed in the main fridge, and, regardless of other contents, beer.
The battle fridge is smaller and less well-lit than the main fridge, and is located in a different part of the house, such as the den, the garage, or the Engineering Section.
Dan: "You got anything to drink?"
Jon: "Check the beer crisper"
Dan: "Dude, it's full of vegetables!"
Jon: "To the battle fridge!"
Having the toaster, waffle iron, and deep-fryer all running from the same outlet blew the fuse for the whole kitchen, but by the time we figured that out, all the meat and dairy in gone rancid. Luckily, we kept extra cold cuts, cheese, and beer in the battle fridge.
"The wife doesn't let me keep my weed-infused bacon grease in the kitchen, but there's a mason jar full of it in the battle fridge"
1950s era rusted refridgerator with nothing but kool-aid and hot dog water in it.
Termaine opened his nigger fridge and was disappointed that his hoe finished off the mutha fuckin jungle juice.
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