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Pharaoh's Pet

A sexual act where the penis is placed on someone's forehead facing upwards, resembling the snake on a pharaoh's headdress.

We've been together long enough now that I feel comfortable giving you the Pharaoh's Pet.

by wca May 16, 2011

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Pet Simulator

An obvious cashgrab on Roblox that everyone likes for some reason. It got rereleased for the third time with better graphics but with a shit collecting mechanic as Pet Simulator X so the dev could make a quick buck out of stupid kids who have nothing better to do.

Player 1: Dude I just got the Domortuus pet in Pet Simulator X!
Player 2: go outside

by Le Doomed July 30, 2021

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pet turtle

When your man's junk is peeking out from the bottom of his inappropriately short shorts. See the peek-a-boo. Antonym: hidden tortoise.

Dude, I don't wanna see your pet turtle, there are children near by.

by Testudines69 January 16, 2011

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Pet Whipped

One who does everything for the benefit of their pet. Someone who places their pet's needs or desires (real or not) above others. One who acts as a servant to their pet.

I had to dump that girl. The dog got better treatment than me. She's totally pet whipped.

by lucentabella May 16, 2009

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parents pet

a parents pet is a boy/girl that does everything the parents want and will do anything for them to like her/him, the parents pet will cry when an older sibling even just touches them so they can be the parents favorite.

Boy/Girl : ow! *crying*

older sibling : I barely even touched her.

Mom/Dad : Yeah right, don't hit your sister/brother again. * carries him/her out*

a parents pet is a boy/girl that does everything the parents want and will do anything for them to like her/him, the parents pet will cry when an older sibling even just touches them so they can be the parents favorite

Boy/Girl : ow! *crying*

older sibling : I barely even touched her.

Mom/Dad : Yeah right, don't hit your sister/brother again. * carries him/her out*

by mynameiskipper November 26, 2016


forum pets

A discord server where people who are tired of "Forum Sweats" go to.
Mostly filled with furries

"Man, forum sweats is cool but I wanna leave and take a break and rejoin!"
"Then join Forum Pets!"

by Ked_moment January 27, 2021


petting the beaver

Masturbating

Person 1- She was petting the beaver in public last night in her balcony.
Person 2- Did you manage to see her clitoris?
Person 1- Ohhh yeah, she was hairy though...

by Sev336 March 16, 2016