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June 21st, 2043, Entry: The trollge has been placed into a trap to watch h*ntai. He has been addicted, and has been successfully moved into base. The FST is on the way, and time is running out.
Log 2: He has been strapped and the FST is ready, liquids have to be readied.
Log 3: The FST is ready to be used, preparing for ejection.
Log 4: He has disappeared, we presume he is dead.
The Trollge FST incident is a state secret.
A piss poor "jam band" from colorado that has created a following of loser hippie fucks the likes of which has not seen since the waning days of the grateful dead. this once talented bluegrass band has truly pissed in down the right right leg and shit down the left in an attempt to become a brainwashing techno/trance/molly popping/hippie cultivating machine. Once good music has since been replaced by repetitive bass lines, synthesizers and electric drum machines with the hopes of creating the largest following of mindlessness ever.
The String Cheese Incident raped my dog on their way to the show tonight.
one of the worst bands to have crossed the jamband scene and the music scene in general.
also known as the String Cheese ACCIDENT
Shitty music = String Cheese Incident
Quoted by Soundcloud user BigMuscleManSam, on November 1st 2021 he predicted that the Queen of England will die December 17th 2021. His prediction may be true as the Queen is going through her "new phase".
BigMuscleManSam: On December 17th the Queen will die. This will be called The December 17th 2021 incident.
An international catastrophe where a man’s face was accidentally leaked on Twitter. Illness, incurable disease, and sudden death were some of the many consequences tied to this incident.
person 1: hey! did you hear about the dream face reveal incident?
person 2: yeah man- I had to spend last night in the hospital due to seeing it!
On 18 June 2023, Titan, a submersible operated by OceanGate, disappeared in international waters in the North Atlantic Ocean, approximately 400 nautical miles (740 km) off the coast of Newfoundland, Canada. The submersible, carrying five people, which includes Stockton Rush (CEO of OceanGate), Shahzada Dawood, Suleman Dawood, Hamish Harding, and Paul-Henri Nargeole was part of a tourist expedition to observe the wreck of the Titanic. Communication with Titan was lost 1 hour and 45 minutes into its dive to the wreck site. Authorities were alerted when it failed to resurface at the scheduled time later that day.
A: "Hey bro, do you know about the incident?"
B: "What incident?"
C: "Seriously?! You don't know?! It's been all over news!"
B: "Oh! The 2023 Titan submersible incident, right?"
A: "You're right!"
One time me and my friends played poker with fudge rounds and after the victor was decided they placed their winnings on a bed and took Risque photos together that if released would end a career.
Person A: Hey did you save the photos of The Fudge round incident last Tuesday?
Person B: No but if I found the person who took any photos I'd hang them with my own belt.