ship happens

Something shippensburg students say. Like shit happens but better

Guy: yo my girlfriend just cheated on me

Guy 2: yo dude that sucks honestly tho ship happens

Something happened

When a change in behavior is interpreted as the result of a deeper problem, many times with lasting effects and continually reasoned as the causal factor which often is found to be a total invention and exaggeration of the mind.

I was putting so well and then.....something happened.

I was six under par standing on the 16th tee, then something happened and I posted a 74

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Whats happening?

You asking it, so you know whats going on with the other person.

For instance: "whats happening?"

"Shit, nutting man, keeping it real, popping that shit".

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Strip Happens

When you go to a strip club hoping to spend some time with your favorite dancer, only to find out that she isn't working that night.

"I drove all the way across town so I could get a lap dance from Liz, but when I got to the club the bouncer told me that she had the night off. Oh well, strip happens."

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Shit Happens

This was first slurred by a drunken soldier in a bar in europe who was pinning over his impending divorce. The phrase was picked up by the soldier's friend who in turn made it his "catch phrase". It quickly gained popularity and propigated through out the military community. Within two years the phrase started showing up back in the United States.

The blasted soldier was trying to say: I'm stuck over here and she is back home. She met someone else. I'm over here. This is how this kind of shit happens, because he was blaming the military for shipping him overseas.
What came out of the soldier was: ah'm shruck ova heer an shees back home. Sheez met summ one cuz ah'm ova here. An thatz, Shit happens.

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Well that happened

A phrase used when something happens that was Either awkward, embarrassing, or you just didn't want it to happen

Frank: don't come over here and jump On me
Iris: *jumps on him*
Frank: well that happened

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God happened

Somebody that was once a cool and fun party-person, but "saw the light" and is now someone you avoid at all costs (A.K.A. a newly converted Christian)

Amber: Kaylee? Awe man, she used to score me the best shit ever.
Mira: Yeah, too bad God happened.

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