I SAID WOW

When someone does do something incredibly shocking, and the only thing you can say is "WOW."

Person 1: Yo bro, you remember that girl Josh use to call chopped?
Person 2: Yea what happened?
Person 1: He fucked her last night at the rooftop party.
Person 2: .... I SAID WOW.

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Like I Said

Texting: LIS. (ph) a rude, passive-aggressive phrase, usually found at the beginning of a response, that lets someone know that they didn't listen to you. Done in convo with subordinates or anyone you disdain, because being polite to these people 'doesn't matter'. Often found in abbreviated form in response emails and texts, as LIS, indicating you think the person hasn't read or understood your post.

"Like I said, you need to get to the meeting 15 minutes ahead of time."

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that's what she said

The most versatile joke on Earth.

"I think we can fit that in with the rest of them."
"That's what she said."

"Make sure it's long enough."
"That's what she said!"

"It hurts a little but it's not too bad."
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!"

"John, we're concerned about your drinking."
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.... Oh."

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well said dickhead

The correct response and third cheeky come-back to classic Australianism cheers big ears, same goes big nose banter.

You - "Cheers big ears"

Them - "Same goes big nose"

You - "Well said dickhead"

Said the spider to the fly

A phrase used to describe a situation in which one person has been captivated by another person's charm and flattery, and when the latter is secretly harboring ill intentions towards the former. In reference to the poem "The Spider and the Fly", in which a spider entraps a fly in its web using the same tactics.

Man 1: Damn, Weslley sure has been spending a lot of time with that new girl.
Man 2: Yeah, she's so sexy but she probably just wants him for his money.
Man 1: Aye, said the spider to the fly.

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he said us

a cursed sentence that was once said by a man claiming to be big but is small. this phrase has given many immense trauma, emotional and physical marks, and disturbance. if you utter this word near anyone, you will immediately get jumped and spit on.

(also i'm pretty sure the podcast mansplain get deleted lmaooooooo

thanks nickisnotgreen 😁)

poo: he said us😂
someone:.........🙁😦.......get the fuck out right now

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what you said

A phrase used when you agree with something. Usually said loudly, and in a deep voice.

Man, that nigga is crazy!
WHAT YOU SAID!

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